再来些经典的：
if you treat him nicely,he says you're in love with him.
if you don't,he says you're proud.
if you dress nicely,he says you're going to lure him.
if you don't,he says you're from the poor family.
if you agree with him,he says you're stubborn.
if you keep quiet,he says you're stupid.
if you are smarter than him,he says he will lose face.
if he's smarter than you ,he says he is great.
if you don't love him,he wants to possess you.
if you love him,he will leave you.
if you don't make love with him,he says you don't love him.
if you do,he says you are cheap.
if you tell him your problem,he says you're troublesome.
if you don't,he says you don't trust him.
if you scold him,he says you're like a nanny to him.
if he scolds you,he says he cares for you.
if you break your promise, he says you cannot be trusted.
if he breaks his promise,he says he is forced to.
if you hurt him,he says you are cruel.
if he hurts you,he says you're so sensortive.
if you send this letter to men,
they will swear that it's not true.
if you don't,they'll say that you're selfish.
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